so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
