awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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