But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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