Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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