How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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