but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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