it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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