i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Randomize