Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You're a waste of cheezeits
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
