I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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