By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I need moral support for this bender
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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