she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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