Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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