I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You smell like stripper and shame
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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