i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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