So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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