Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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