Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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