with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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