it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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