i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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