K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Randomize
