i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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