Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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