please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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