So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
why is half of my head shaved?
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