My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
false alarm, still single
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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