I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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