My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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