I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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