is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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