id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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