TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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