gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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