I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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