And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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