I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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