So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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