I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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