I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
