READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
everyone is single if you try hard enough
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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