The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Actions speak louder than pants.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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