You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
