get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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