I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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