I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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