im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
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I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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