i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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