That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I love you.
Bad choice
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