I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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