who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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