when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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