Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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