just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Even my vagina gasped.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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