I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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