p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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