I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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